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Mumbai. After the recent case of Reliance Industries' heir Akash Ambani's hit and run case in which he was allegedly involved in drunk driving and killing 2 persons in Mumbai in a road crash, the rich and elite of the country have decided to form a club called "Being Inhuman".
A joint initiative of Salman 'Virgin' Khan and Mukesh Ambani, this club will have members from all across the country , all having one thing in common "They are rich and they can mould the judiciary and system as they wish" quoted Salman Khan to Faking news insider 'Sanket' , returning from the shooting of Big boss, but supposed to serve his sentence in hit and run case of 2002. "Tee shirts having "Being Inhuman" printed have also been ordered" he further added with a wink.
The members of the club will be well above the law and hence will not be penalized by the police in any way. Special talks with Police, especially Mumbai police and Delhi police, have been made and the club has signed the deal with each police department getting 1 crore each every month by the club to deny any probe in members' matters , shush the case and provide bail to the club member in case any member of the club is convicted under any charge whatsoever. The police has also agreed to take the responsibility of turning any eye-witnesses hostile, at the time of court hearings, in favour of the club members.Police would also be asking mass media to black out the news , of course with some extra fee.
In case the case goes out of their hand, and the club member is arrested due to public pressure, the police has agreed to provide regular parole to the club members. Police will also be providing them beer and rum during their brief stints behind the bars.
The weekend activities of the club members will include going to hunt protected animals (like blackbucks), shooting people in pubs and bars for no reason, rash driving while drunk killing people on roads, sexually harassing girls with no strong or influential back ground and many other "Inhuman" Activities.
Some strong personalities who are likely to join the club(the list is not exhaustive as many cases have already been hushed by the police and/or Media) :
1. Venod Sharma, a wealthy and influential Congress-nominated Member of Parliament from Haryana (whose son Manu Sharma openly shot Jessica lal in a pub in Delhi).
2. Sanjeev Nanda (A business man from Delhi who ran over six people in 1999, including three police officers).
3. Janaki Ballabh Patnaik (A Congress leader and ex-CM of Orissa who was allegedly involved in Anjana Mishra rape case in 1999)
4. Sanjay Dutt(well known actor accused of accepting a delivery of weapons at his house from Abu Salem)
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Mumbai. After the recent case of Reliance Industries' heir Akash Ambani's hit and run case in which he was allegedly involved in drunk driving and killing 2 persons in Mumbai in a road crash, the rich and elite of the country have decided to form a club called "Being Inhuman".
A joint initiative of Salman 'Virgin' Khan and Mukesh Ambani, this club will have members from all across the country , all having one thing in common "They are rich and they can mould the judiciary and system as they wish" quoted Salman Khan to Faking news insider 'Sanket' , returning from the shooting of Big boss, but supposed to serve his sentence in hit and run case of 2002. "Tee shirts having "Being Inhuman" printed have also been ordered" he further added with a wink.
The members of the club will be well above the law and hence will not be penalized by the police in any way. Special talks with Police, especially Mumbai police and Delhi police, have been made and the club has signed the deal with each police department getting 1 crore each every month by the club to deny any probe in members' matters , shush the case and provide bail to the club member in case any member of the club is convicted under any charge whatsoever. The police has also agreed to take the responsibility of turning any eye-witnesses hostile, at the time of court hearings, in favour of the club members.Police would also be asking mass media to black out the news , of course with some extra fee.
In case the case goes out of their hand, and the club member is arrested due to public pressure, the police has agreed to provide regular parole to the club members. Police will also be providing them beer and rum during their brief stints behind the bars.
The weekend activities of the club members will include going to hunt protected animals (like blackbucks), shooting people in pubs and bars for no reason, rash driving while drunk killing people on roads, sexually harassing girls with no strong or influential back ground and many other "Inhuman" Activities.
Some strong personalities who are likely to join the club(the list is not exhaustive as many cases have already been hushed by the police and/or Media) :
1. Venod Sharma, a wealthy and influential Congress-nominated Member of Parliament from Haryana (whose son Manu Sharma openly shot Jessica lal in a pub in Delhi).
2. Sanjeev Nanda (A business man from Delhi who ran over six people in 1999, including three police officers).
3. Janaki Ballabh Patnaik (A Congress leader and ex-CM of Orissa who was allegedly involved in Anjana Mishra rape case in 1999)
4. Sanjay Dutt(well known actor accused of accepting a delivery of weapons at his house from Abu Salem)
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